I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
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