yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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