just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
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