You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
Your tits are I can't wait for
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
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