dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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