her vagine was all disorganized.
So I've decided that when I turn 50 and have to have a colonoscopy I'm going to leave a surprise for the doctor to find.
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
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