Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
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