Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
It was like getting head from an anaconda
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
Randomize
