he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
There's a burrito next to my bed. Did you buy it for me or is the Chipotle fairy real? And why am I naked?
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
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