Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
totally just realized while washing my face that Cetaphil looks like semen.
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
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