do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
Randomize
