I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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