you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
OHMYGOD I LITERALLY JUST FINISHED JERKING OFF AND MY MOM BUSTS IN AND HANDS ME A BABY WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN MY HOUSE JESUS H CHRIST!
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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