It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
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