WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
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