Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
You ate ashes out of my bong
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
Randomize
