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I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.

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(347): View more from New York

I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN

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I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN

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(917): View more from New York City

Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.

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(607): View more from New York

please dont tell anyone i was drunk

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you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know

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(715): View more from Wisconsin

She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything

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(804): View more from Virginia

My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.

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(914): View more from New York

She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?

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(501): View more from Arkansas

if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S

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(620): View more from Kansas

I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.

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