dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
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