Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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