Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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