you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
Less talking, more tequila
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
wow bdsm is so cute
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