He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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