she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
tell your sister to shave her snatch
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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