no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
Holy sore nipples Batman
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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