he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
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