I bet he comes in French.
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
He brought a TOOTHBRUSH and TOOTHPASTE with us on our date..... I want to go home and forget I ever decided to be nice and go on this date in the first place...... A TOOTHBRUSH!?!?!
I might be the strongest willed bouncer ever. Earlier tonight a girl flashed me trying to get in. I just replied "Sorry I'm gay", she believed me and left.
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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