They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
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