i think my mom watched the whole time
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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