I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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