if i'm ever as drunk as the girl in front of me... kill me.
I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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