Midget sex pt 2 tonight
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
Apparent my drunk ass was so dedicated to taking a piss, when I walked across the dance floor to get to the bathroom a 9/10 broad tried to dance with me and I just pushed her aside, like hard enough to send her a few feet from where she was standing, pointed at her and said "Not now chief, gotta rock a mean one."
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