If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
I woke up this morning to my house being turned into a bad European dance club at 8:30am. Do you know what "UNS UNS UNS" sounds like at 8:30am? Murder. It sounds like murder.
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
Your penis caused this!
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