I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
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