I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
Dear god my vagina.
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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