Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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