talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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