I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
Chick stood right next to me in the elevator. Like she had the whole elevator and she stood right next to me. So I farted.
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." 🙄 🍞🍷
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
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