i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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