dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
We left the knife in your bed.
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
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