This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
In case you wake up wondering why your eyes hurt... You were claiming to be Zeus and that mortal weapons couldn't harm you. Some chick took it as a challenge and pepper sprayed you. Sorry dude.
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
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