I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
she peed on how many people?
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
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