talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
I need to keep a secret stash of instant alcoholic margaritas for when i deal with people. For example, right now, im grading, and I just don't fucking care any more. My students should make a thank you card for Jose Cuervo.
Hey, scratch that. I've shit 8 times today. I don't have the energy to get laid so I cancelled my date.
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
Last night I had a dream that I changed my last name to Vodka. what does that say about my life?
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