I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
Don't make out with my wife yet
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
Please come collect your inebriated significant other. He just sleep-farted and scared my cats. Please hurry.
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
Randomize
