East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
Randomize
