question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
I'm chatting on my fake OkCupid account and watching Lion Witch & Wardrobe on my second screen. Hail me, King of the Creepers
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
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