I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Do you have any idea why the dryer isn't working?
Because you touch yourself at night.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
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