ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
Ok but if you die you have to get "I should've listened to Mike" carved into your tombstone
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
Randomize
