The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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