Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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