fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Her mom drove me home after I blew a .13 So there I am wishing her mom a happy mother's day sitting in the passenger seat where I just banged her daughter 15 min prior
my brain is sober enough to have a conversation.. but my arms feel nice
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
I was eating out this girl yesterday and when I finished, she asked me if I wanted to take any home with me. She was serious, dude!
What does that even mean?
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
The only birthday messages I got from men were from my 8th grade boyfriend and the bouncer at our bar. I think I'm doing something wrong in life.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
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