True true and the only thing that will burn more than the vodka we will consume is the shame in our loved one's eyes
And yet we make it a tradition to get inappropriately drunk at family functions. We amaze me.
At least it's not a funeral this time... I feel we're making improvements.
Apparently I farted on her in my sleep. Then, just to be sure she was cool, I did it again on purpose and she didnt say anything. So, WIN?
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
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