Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
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