WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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