so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
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