What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
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